Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
why is half of my head shaved?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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