your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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