just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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