return my video game
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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