No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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