i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
