Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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