I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Operation Purity has been aborted
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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