Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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