if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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