officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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