Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
