Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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