He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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