So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's just like the Real World with babies
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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