yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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