it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think I am morally bankrupt
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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