Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!