Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...