I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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