nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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