Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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