How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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