sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
