He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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