He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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