At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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