Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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