Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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