I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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