did you get engaged???
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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