Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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