The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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