Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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