i jhust puked up my retainher.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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