everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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