Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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