i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He told me they were just razor bumps!
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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