"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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