Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I am available for nakedness
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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