So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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