you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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