Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
