i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
