Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high

(954): View more from Florida

Yeah, I don't like babies at all

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(410): View more from Maryland

best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend

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(916): View more from California

do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?

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(713): View more from Texas

Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.

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(650): View more from California

its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night

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