so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO