Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Enjoy the penises
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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