It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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