How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
A bitchslap is in order.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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