Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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