so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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