I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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