She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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