I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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