i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Oh Jesus.
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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