The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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