After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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