whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize