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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.

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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

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(347): View more from New York

We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...

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(208): View more from Idaho

know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing

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(609): View more from New Jersey

and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"

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(313): View more from Michigan

I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.

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(425): View more from Washington

I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face

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