Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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