Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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