Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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